I been trying to call my mother and tell her Happy Mother's Day, but she's not answering. So Happy Mother's Day, Ma. I love you. Slice Harvester fans, call your mothers, tell them you're sorry.
Yesterday I had a tender moment with my other mother, the Earth. I was floating in the ocean in the grand state of Florida and started crying thinking about how I might have to one day explain to my or my sister's possible kids that there used to be a time before the internet and back then you could actually Go In the Ocean. It's like Pancho just said sitting next to me, "once this coast gets covered in oil, you'll miss it."
So if it's nice where you are, go to the beach before you can't go anymore.
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