Il Forno: "Fa schifo."

There is pretty much nothing to say about Il Forno besides that it sucks and is also inordinately huge. I could not imagine it filling up if it was a quarter of the size it is, but it is like, fucking enormous and L-shaped. If you want tons of privacy to talk about really private shit without anyone around, I suggest coming here and ordering like, a soda or a pepperoni roll and sitting around back in the huge ghost town of a back room. If you want pizza, I would say you should probably go somewhere else.

This slice was a little worse than mediocre. It was cooked okay, but the ratios were all off--there was too much cheese and too little sauce. The dough was not nearly salty enough and was a flavor vacuum, a total Black Hole Sun.

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Il Forno - $2.45

343 2nd Ave (at 21st)

New York, NY 10003