Thursday, August 18, 2011

HEY EVERYONE I'M NOT DEAD!

Thanks for everyone who sent me emails asking if I was still alive (frequent poster Thomas Traveler and my mother, who knew I was alive, but texted me "hey boychik, are you ever going to update your website again?!"). I am. Sorry for the lack of updates. I decided to take a summer vacation. Right now I am in Miami and I will be home at the end of the month, at which point I will resume regular updates and finish Manhattan! Perhaps while I'm here I'll throw together a semi-comprehensive survey of Cuban Pizzerias here in town. For now I am in linen pants and a silk shirt, hanging out on South Beach, chain smoking 305s and scraping advils with a razorblade so I can sell them as ecstacy outside Cameo.

Sorry to keep you all so uninformed. It was never my intention and I hope you can forgive me. For now, here are some home videos of me and my life partner Cha Cha hanging out on vacation:


So yeah, I'll be back in the beginning of September. If you want me to get you Trick Daddy's autograph or anything, I probably won't because I don't want to bother him for stupid shit like that, but I'll tell him you said hi.

5 comments:

  1. yummy yummy yummy yummy pizza

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  2. funny my mom calls me 'boychick' too but for entirely different reasons, i'm sure.

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  3. Who said you could take a vacation?

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  4. PLEASE go to Steve's Pizza on 122nd & Biscayne. A 20 minute ride from South Beach. I would love you to post a review. It's one of the best slice joints around. Check it out.

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  5. wait, you're in florida? why was i not alerted? jeezus. if you make it to the gulf coast, might i recommend peppi's pizza in naples and rico's in sarasota? neither place makes "good" pizza in a universal sense, but both are foundational to my grownup baseline for slice-evaluation.

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