Maria's. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote that most of the pizza this week was good two entries ago. This place was the pits.
At only $2.00 a slice, it's still totally not worth it to eat the pizza here. The cheese tasted like plastic, the dough needed salt and the sauce tasted like corn syrup.
Johnny said, "it's like a piece of cardboard that someone jizzed on." Seriously gross. I would probably prefer to eat the piece of cardboard. BOOOOO.
Maria's Pizzeria
886 Amsterdam Ave
New York, NY 10025
or coffee with one E.
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2 dollarz
ReplyDeleteFriendly Anonymous Stranger,
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, moments after I read that comment and decided not to respond to it, I was talking to my good friend and coworker Chuck, who told me that some dude had been in the diner we work at talking about how I live in a high rise and blah blah blah.
Anonymous internet shit talking, that I can handle, but this jerk was at my job talking really loud about shit that a. isn't true, and b. isn't his business in the first place. So my response was not so much to the comment on the blog as the real life shit talk, which is totally untenable.
Sincerely,
The Generally Peacable Slice Harvester