Thursday, August 18, 2011


Thanks for everyone who sent me emails asking if I was still alive (frequent poster Thomas Traveler and my mother, who knew I was alive, but texted me "hey boychik, are you ever going to update your website again?!"). I am. Sorry for the lack of updates. I decided to take a summer vacation. Right now I am in Miami and I will be home at the end of the month, at which point I will resume regular updates and finish Manhattan! Perhaps while I'm here I'll throw together a semi-comprehensive survey of Cuban Pizzerias here in town. For now I am in linen pants and a silk shirt, hanging out on South Beach, chain smoking 305s and scraping advils with a razorblade so I can sell them as ecstacy outside Cameo.

Sorry to keep you all so uninformed. It was never my intention and I hope you can forgive me. For now, here are some home videos of me and my life partner Cha Cha hanging out on vacation:

So yeah, I'll be back in the beginning of September. If you want me to get you Trick Daddy's autograph or anything, I probably won't because I don't want to bother him for stupid shit like that, but I'll tell him you said hi.