Friday, January 29, 2016

SO LONG I'M MOVIN ON.


HI! I think it's time to retire this website. As you can see, it's still here, on the internet, where it will stay at a relatively low annual cost to me as long as Father Time and the New Year Baby are still doing Diaper Play.

I've migrated all the blog posts that happened since the last pizza review over to my new site www.colinhagendorf.com where I will continue to post my Maximum columns and whatever other junk on the blog. I won't be updating this one any more.

Below you'll find information on how you can buy copies of my fanzines and then it's basically nothing but pizza reviews. I figure this will probably make it easier for everyone.

OKAY BYE THANKS ALSO BUY MY BOOK PLEASE OKAY THANKS BYE!

BUY ZINES!

ZINES ARE SOLD OUT FOREVER SORRY YOU MISSED IT IF YOU LIKE MY WRITING YOU CAN CHECK OUT MY NEW THING LIFE HARVESTER WHERE I REVIEW STUFF BESIDES PIZZA.


Buy things from me! Cheesecake ingredients don't pay for themselves.
PayPal button at the bottom of the page or if you're hella old fashioned you can send well concealed cash to:
Life Harvester
P.O. Box 82551
Pittsburgh, PA 15218

A full set of Slice Harvesters (all 7 issues!) is $20 + $3.00 shipping. Quite a deal if you ask me, but I'm biased. ADDITIONALLY! I've implemented a sliding scale to accommodate people of different means, inspired most immediately by my friend Osa, who was selling her pottery at a store in New Orleans that prices according to the wage gap. When I watched that video I was super into it and remembered something similar happening in the past, though I couldn't remember what I was thinking of till Osa reminded me that M'Lady's Records have done this before.

ANYWAY, here I am doing it now, because it's the right thing to do. Simply select from the options menu below and you will be charged accordingly. You can obviously scam this pretty easily, but I'm assuming good faith on the part of the Slice Harvester readership.

This button is for US orders only. For international orders, please email me with the subject "INTERNATIONAL ORDER"  (clever, I know) and I'll sort you out.