Friday, September 9, 2011

Cucina Bene Pizzeria: "Good kitchen? Bad pizza."

Cucina Bene Pizzeria's slice was just as bad, if not worse than Grotto, but the place lacked any of Grotto's weird, maniac charm. It was totally bland. Just a big room, painted horrible colors (bright blue/bright yellow), with a GIANT flatscreen. Like the giantest television I have ever seen. Imagine the most ostentatious Miami drug dealer you can think of and then think about how big his imaginary TV is and then like, times that by eleventy thousand. Because seriously, this thing was fucking SO BIG.

This slice also tasted like a battery. Jen thinks they must use the same distributor as Grotto. Whatever it is, this pizza gave me the same acid burn in the back of my throat. This slice was also too thin and totally insubstantial and I felt like I had been ripped off. The crust was totally stingy and what there was of it stunk. BOOOOO! Get off my phone!


Cucina Bene Pizzera - $2.50
41 Exchange Pl (Broad & William)
New York, NY 10005


  1. It seems like Colin is in an overall better place, because I think the old Slice Harvester would have kicked this slice down there stairs in front of its wife and kids and spit a half-a-slice rating on its broken and battered crust.

  2. i worked there 7 days per week, 12-13 hours per day just for $300. the fucking owner name is Mustafa ALKAN i have never seen worst man like him in the world.1.he has bad slice pizza which is thin, no decor, no lots of tapping.2.he likes money more than his he use his wife and her beauty to attract the customer in the shop3.he gives less money with curses.4.he always makes pass at his customer in the shop.5.he has a father looks like him and the second worst man in the world after his son.6.he curses after his customers if they bought things with less money.7.he likes use people for u wanna me to continue more ?