Thursday, February 24, 2011
Solo Pizza: "Maybe I will get a takeout slice from here when I go see Big Momma's House 3."
Solo Pizza. Nothing special here. I had high hopes for this place because it seemed legit. A little too clean and new for my tastes, but the pizzaman seemed right and the slices looked good. Bill thought the same thing. But when we got our slice, (which I failed to photograph, fucking sue me), something was very wrong.
"Something is off here, guys," I began, "this doesn't taste right."
Steve said, "it almost tastes like a veggie burger."
"I was thinking more like a mozzarella stick," Bill added.
"I don't know," I said, "I think it might taste some kind of chemical flavor, like oven cleaner."
"Don't say that!" Bill looked a little alarmed. And we all looked contemplative as we kept chewing our bites, staring off out the windows.
Then it suddenly hit me, "MOVIE THEATER POPCORN!"
"Huh?" said the guys.
"MOVIE THEATER POPCORN. THIS SLICE TASTES LIKE MOVIE THEATER POPCORN."
Everyone took another bite and agreed.
This slice tastes like movie theater popcorn.
Solo Pizza - $2.50
27 Ave B (2nd & 3rd)
New York, NY 10009