Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Empire Pizza II: "We live in a city of many pizzerias. Just walk past this one."

Empire Pizza II! I don't usually like to link or talk about yelp, but there is no other listing for this page, and I think it is important to note that most of the reviews are written by people from Chicago staying at some hotel down the street. Tourists seem to like it, but for real, this place stinks! Way worse than Empire Pizza I.

What a shitty slice! The cheese tastes like chemicals, the sauce tastes like paste, the crust tastes "wafery," according to Ann. It is soggy and flimsy and it smells like shit and the whole thing seems to be made of plastics. This is "food" moreso than food.

Plus, check out how gnarly their other pies look:


Empire Pizza II - $2.50
35 1st Ave (2nd & 3rd)
New York, NY 10003

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