So I sucked it up, ordered a slice and paid my $2.00 for it. When it came and I was carrying it back to the table, the pockmarked texture of the burnt cheese reminded me of James Woods' grimacing visage, masturbating his new belly-vagina with a pistol in Videodrome. As soon as I got to the table and set the slice down, Matty B took a look at it and commented that it looked pretty good, which means nothing because he's from California.
The slice tasted about as good as it looked. The cheese was burnt. The dough was too thick, and dry, and hard as a rock. Cristy said it tasted like Yo Mama's Pizza in Sarasota, Fl, which apparently sucks. Matty didn't say anything, I think because he was embarrassed that he said it looked good in the first place.
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