ApizzA: "Maybe get a soda and watch tv here, but don't eat the food!"

It is testament to the sorry state of Alphabet City's chaos punx that no one has painted a red circle around either of those As.

So we originally went to ApizzA at a more geographically sensible time in our walk, but when we got there, they were open, but didn't have any pizza made! I want to say that this is the only time in my life that I've walked into a pizzeria at any time other than "right before closing" and they haven't had ANY PIZZA. It was a little shocking, so we left and came back. When we got back we ordered a slice and sat down next to a GIANT TV, like the biggest TV I've ever seen, playing Allie McBeal reruns.

This pizza sucked! The cheese was cheap and nasty, the crust was bland as cardboard, and the sauce was so sweet. Other than that there's not much to say. Matt put this whole review very succinctly when he said, "blah blah blah yakkety shmakkety go somewhere else." The highlight of eating this slice was looking up Callista Flockhart's nose. Not to mention this fucking piece of shit slice was three bucks. FUCK YOU!

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ApizzA - $3.00
201 Ave A (12th & 13th)
New York, NY 10009