Okay, so me and Johnny walked up to this yuppie shithole, and I was all, "fuck this place." But Johnny Pants, always observant, noticed a sign that said "$0.99 Slice until 4pm." Who can argue? Not me.
So we walk in and it's kind of an ordeal getting a slice to go, but it seemed so not worth it to have a waitress bring me and John a $0.99 slice of pizza to share. While we were waiting Johnny asked how much slices are after 4. Answer: they don't sell slices after 4, just whole pies. Whole pies of really bad pizza. What really chaps my ass is that their website claims they are "the best in authentic New York style pizzas." More like the worst in inauthentic Italian style pizzas. God, this place pissed me off so much! Plus I've been such a total grump lately. You should hear what I have to say about Art Cars.
Okay, seriously, I think this pizza was cooked in a convection oven. This slice sucked to start out and got worse as I ate it. It was the texture of lasagna, the sauce tasted like garlic salt, and the dough was totally droopy, floppy crap. The only redeeming factor was that the cheese was decent quality, but F that S! This pizza is not even worth $0.99. I hope this was like, a purely business venture and not someone's lifelong dream restaurant because if it's the latter their dream sucks.
Angelina Pizzabar
2728 Broadway
New York, NY 10025
"I hope this was like, a purely business venture and not someone's lifelong dream restaurant because if it's the latter their dream sucks."
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