Thursday, May 19, 2011
Saluggi's Pizza: "No thanks!"
I didn't take any notes on this place because it made me mad. Fucking stuffy. Come here for lunch from your office job or whatever it is YOU PEOPLE do. But count me out, maaaan. I don't want no part in this charade you call society. Real talk: Alex, Greg and I felt really uncomfortable standing there waiting for our slice and definitely didn't feel comfortable staying.
This pizza wasn't very good at all, totally grasping at some kind of high brow that it didn't quite pull off. The cheese was lumpy, the dough was crisp but too rigid, the sauce was mediocre at best. Fuck it. I'm not wasting any more energy on this place, don't waste any of yours.
Saluggi's - $3.00
325 Church St. (Lispenard & Canal)
New York, NY 10013