A Little Slice of Italy: "Just like I figured, they always was disfigured."
This is gonna be one of those massively short ones. This pizza tasted like ketchup, and looked like it came off a conveyor belt. The heel of the slice kind of tasted like Elio's and that was pleasant enough but not worth going to a pizzeria for. While we were standing in the window eating our slice a woman came by and started looking in at the menu taped to the glass. I caught her eye and me and Wes frantically waved our hands back and forth while mouthing "STAY AWAY!"