Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Portofino Pasta & Pizza: "Get the fuck outta here!"


This review is going to be short, because I gotta run and meet my friend Cory to eat a bunch of pizza, and also because there is very little to say about this fucking horrific place. Before we even got to this place, it had three strikes against it:
  • $2 can of root beer.
  • Tried to short Aaron on change.
  • Weird elaborate computer system that didn't make sense in such a tiny place, and which we probably wouldn't have even noticed if we weren't set off by strikes 1 & 2.


The slice: Pasty dough, crappy cheese, sweet sauce. NO GOOD.

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Portofino - $2.50
1091 2nd Avenue
New York, NY 10022

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And because I just don't know what else to do with them, here is a couple of pizza related images that have crossed my path. I'd like to credit the place where I found them, but it's a secret!


2 comments:

  1. LOOK AT MY PRESIDENT TEAR THE SHIT OUT OF THAT SLICE

    MY PRESIDENT EATS PIZZA

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  2. that clarissa is my desktop image. pizza <3

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