This review is going to be short, because I gotta run and meet my friend Cory to eat a bunch of pizza, and also because there is very little to say about this fucking horrific place. Before we even got to this place, it had three strikes against it:
- $2 can of root beer.
- Tried to short Aaron on change.
- Weird elaborate computer system that didn't make sense in such a tiny place, and which we probably wouldn't have even noticed if we weren't set off by strikes 1 & 2.
The slice: Pasty dough, crappy cheese, sweet sauce. NO GOOD.
Portofino - $2.50
1091 2nd Avenue
New York, NY 10022
And because I just don't know what else to do with them, here is a couple of pizza related images that have crossed my path. I'd like to credit the place where I found them, but it's a secret!